Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Woah, been a while

It has been something like three weeks since I last made a post.  Poor form I know. 

So here are a couple of jokes about aborigines.  Aborigines are from Australia.  As a general rule that dont do anything except drink, sniff petrol, and rape their extended family members.

Q: Did you hear about the two Abos who appeared on the TV show "That's Incredible"?
A: One didn't drink and the other had a job.

Q: What did Jesus say on the cross to the Abos?
A: "Don't do anything until I come back."

Q: What do you get if you cross a New Zealander with an Abo?
A: Someone who's too lazy to steal.

Q: Why do Abos smell so awful?
A: So blind people can hate them too.

Q: What's the difference between an Abo and a bucket of shit?
A: The bucket.

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