Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Indians - the curry ones, not the buffalo killing ones.

Indian tech support:
Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24 hours."
Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"

Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?

Tech Support:: "What does the screen say now?"
Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
Tech Support:: "Well?"
Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?"

Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?"
Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocerystore."


Tourist jokes:

What does that red dot on women's forehead mean?
Well, in ancient times, Indian men used to practice archery skills by target practicing by aiming at their wife's red dot. In fact, that is one of the reasons why they had many wives. You see, once they mastered the art of archery and hit the target....

India is very hot, isn't it?
It is so hot there that all the water boils spontaneously. That is why tea is such a popular drink in India.


Other:
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

"What's the matter, you look depressed." "I'm having trouble with my wife." "What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days." But that ought to make you happy." "It did, but today is the last day."

" Kashmir: Snow-capped mountains, serene lakes, quaint ageless traditions, and beautiful valleys which are filled with the sounds of staccato gunfire. Stroll through centuries old marketplaces, touch lovingly handcrafted local ware, and witness a real-life kidnapping by local terrorists... Look up at the clear blue skies at just the right moment (timing is everything) and you may see a rocket bomb arching gracefully through the air."

How was wire invented?
Two marwaris spotted the same coin. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marwaris]

How do you keep an indian out of your back yard?
Move the trash cans to the front

This vid is more of a cultural experience than anything racist.

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Anyway next time how Jews were behind 9/11

3 comments:

  1. Haha, @Kanika, no I'm just anti-everyone, I'm a misanthropist. But seriously don't be offended.

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